Upper Iowa

[mcdadenets50]

We lost to Memphis. Get over it.

The Peac***s are coming to town. Here comes Storm, Turmel, Yohei, and Leif.
www.uiu.edu/athletics/teams/mens/basketball/roster.html

If you are the least bit serious about www.firerobjeter.com then go post somewhere else.

GO PANTHERS

[PantherLou]

Peac***s? That has to be one of the worst nicknames ever...

For my money, I expect to see us come out and flat out dominate this game. There is a lot of pride on our bench, and I expect our guys to come out and play with passion and purpose.

[Pantherholic]

alright students who should be at the receiving end of the "douschebag" chant?

#1


#2


#3


#4


feel free to add any other candidates you deem worthy.

[fan]

mcdadenets50 said:

If you are the least bit serious about www.firerobjeter.com then go post somewhere else.

It was a dumb comment. "Get over it."




As for the Top douchebag, I vote for the last one. A tight heat though.


Of course we're going to beat the living daylights out of this team. Or should I say: tail feathers?

[aknowsense]

Are 1 and 3 related?

Peac***s, that damn thing used to stalk me at the Milwaukee County Zoo, every corner there it was.

[Big D]

This thread is just flat-out wrong....it had to be said....

[teddyp00]

Are those really pics of current players? If it is and any of them see playing time we better win by 50

[germanathens]

First, it is spelled D-O-U-C-H-E.

Secondly, this is a poor choice of topic for the discussion board. This forum is frequently visited by non-students and non-uwm fans. Writers from the journal and larger sports publications are often among the unknown "guests" visiting the site daily.

If you chant this during the game it is a different circumstance. These chants will happen at any university student section; even chants with harsh vulgarities (see UW-Madison). However, this is entirely a different situation, as our discussions are viewed by anyone who randomly views the website. Make our school look good, do not resort to these postings.

Later,
UWMfreak

[aknowsense]

teddyp00 said:

Are those really pics of current players? If it is and any of them see playing time we better win by 50

Don't let that fool you here's a little something to think about:

Throwin' 'Bows

By M.J. Darnell / March 28, 2004
The All-Unsightly Team

Some NBA games are difficult to watch. Sometimes, it's because it's a sloppy, slow-paced game being played by undeveloped players, and sometimes, it's because one or more of these guys are on the court.

I present to you the first annual NBA All-Unsightly Team. I'm usually not one to focus on someone's physical appearance, but I feel like it's OK in this case because there's no one in the NBA, these guys included, who's going to have any trouble finding some groupie love to make them feel better about their unpleasant grills.

(Editor's note: I had nothing to do with this.)

The starting line-up:

G - Sam Cassell. There's no way around it. Sam is an ugly man, and I know there's a bouncer at a strip club somewhere that agrees with me. Is it possible that he averages 20 points a game because the guy guarding him is always playing with his eyes closed?

G - Reggie Miller. It's amazing that Reggie runs the floor as well as he does, because those ears aren't doing him any aerodynamic favors.

F - Jerome Williams. He's nicknamed the Junkyard Dog, and I don't know why PETA hasn't launched a full protest. That's quite an insult the junkyard-protecing canines of the world. He looks like he's spent some time in the prison dentist's chair.

F - Tyrone Hill. His head comes to a perfect point on top. Thankfully, no one will notice because the rest of his face looks like it's been at the bottom of the ocean for five months.

C - Vitaly Potapenko - With the mouthpiece out, he's ugly. With it in, he looks like the love child of Arvydas Sabonis and a German Shepherd.

Reserves:

Scottie Pippen. The sixth man. The NBA will be a far prettier place when Scottie retires. Eddy Curry. Compared to his face, his game is beautiful.

Calvin Booth. He has a head that's shaped like a thigh. It's not natural.

Maciej Lampe - His inclusion here is similar to Nick Collison being on the Olympic team. He's ugly enough to hold his own right now, but the promise of future ugliness is astounding.

Stephon Marbury. 6'2", 205. Cut the forehead in half, and he's 5'8", 160.

Dirk Nowitzki. Hässlich wie die Sünde.

Jahidi White. Close your eyes. Try to envision the last man in the world you'd want to share a prison cell with. That's Jahidi White.

Greg Ostertag. The crew cut makes him look like a chubby, borderline-literate, southern cop.

www.insidehoops.com/throwing-032804.shtml

[uwmsccr09]

Haha you guys suck, but it's still funny.

Anyway, this is a D2 team that only won 5 games last season... this should be more of a beatdown than a game. Hopefully if the score gets pretty lopsided we'll see more of the reserves. I want to see Avery Smith, Massiah, and hopefully, Young.

[uwm3204]

The Upper Iowa game of this year is the equivenlent of the Prairie View A&M game of last.

if im right i think it was something like 117-62? and i believe even Luke Homan played in that game!

[BBFran]

If this game gets out of hand (and it will) I wouldn't expect RJ to run up the score. Not his style. But it's also possible our rreserves will be so much better than their players that it's unavoidable.

I'm sure Rob views it as a good opportunity to continue getting guys comfortable with what they're supposed to be doing on both ends.

[teddyp00]

Just a hunch...but I'll bet my lunch money that this is the game that is a spring board for Young to show what he can do and gain the confience in himself and have Jeter/teammates gain confience in him.

[BBFran]

I bet you'll lose your lunch money.

[teddyp00]

Thats ok as a grad student I dont have much lunch money , but if I'm right we will all be happy here.