Post by PantherU on Dec 13, 2007 9:49:42 GMT -6
I'm looking through their roster now, and all of a sudden: BOOM!
"Whachoo say to me?" Brandon Ford is nicknamed "B" or "Fordo." Minoring in hospitalities? What the hell is that? Learn to say, hello. "Enjoys cooking". Ummmm...
This guy's aunties pinched his cheeks raw. HAHA, Nate Minnoy, it says, is nicknamed "Terminator." "Parents are Johnetta Goodar, William and Estelle Tucker, and James and Kristi Deans." Dude, I want 5 parents! That means when he does something wrong, he hears about it 5 times. Kinda like Office Space.
Leading scorer Giordan Watson. Nicknames: G, Stack, G-WAT. "Wears a size 10 shoe." Hahaha.
Coach Ziegler
Check out these assistant coaches. I'll call them the Ladykillers.
By the way, the guy in the middle, Kohne? This is what they wrote at the end of the bio: "In his spare time, Darren enjoys all types of live music, water sports, attending sporting events, and rooting for other CMU teams."
As for the third coach, William Eddie Jr., guess what: his son is on the team. Name? You guessed it, William Eddie III. That's a lot of first names.
William Eddie III: Just in case you were wondering, "Chill Will" (his nickname) wears a size 11.5 shoe. Seriously, were they that out of stuff to write so they put in his shoe size? I'll put my shoe size on my resume.
Have fun with this.
"Whachoo say to me?" Brandon Ford is nicknamed "B" or "Fordo." Minoring in hospitalities? What the hell is that? Learn to say, hello. "Enjoys cooking". Ummmm...
This guy's aunties pinched his cheeks raw. HAHA, Nate Minnoy, it says, is nicknamed "Terminator." "Parents are Johnetta Goodar, William and Estelle Tucker, and James and Kristi Deans." Dude, I want 5 parents! That means when he does something wrong, he hears about it 5 times. Kinda like Office Space.
Leading scorer Giordan Watson. Nicknames: G, Stack, G-WAT. "Wears a size 10 shoe." Hahaha.
Coach Ziegler
Check out these assistant coaches. I'll call them the Ladykillers.
By the way, the guy in the middle, Kohne? This is what they wrote at the end of the bio: "In his spare time, Darren enjoys all types of live music, water sports, attending sporting events, and rooting for other CMU teams."
As for the third coach, William Eddie Jr., guess what: his son is on the team. Name? You guessed it, William Eddie III. That's a lot of first names.
William Eddie III: Just in case you were wondering, "Chill Will" (his nickname) wears a size 11.5 shoe. Seriously, were they that out of stuff to write so they put in his shoe size? I'll put my shoe size on my resume.
Have fun with this.
