Post by germanathens on Jan 27, 2006 21:36:20 GMT -6
From the Bruce Pearl "facebook" profile.
10 things about Bruce Pearl you didn't know...
1) He was spotted only 3 hours after the game was over rescueing 17 beluga whales off the nigerian coast.
2) He cured cancer, Juvenile diabetes, HIV, and our team!
3)He is scheduled to address NATO this week on disarming Iran and has already convinced North Korea to turn over all of their Nuclear weapons!
4) He has already found a way to beat world hunger and all aspects of poverty!
5) He is heavily involved in peace talks in the Republic of Congo.
6) He found Usama lying in a ditch in Gainesville and turned him into the proper authorities.
7) He is now heading the tribunal against Saddam Hussain.
8) He dressed up as Kobe Bryant last night and scored 81 points against the raptors!
9) He won the NATL spelling bee for adults when he was only 13.
10) He has turned a dismal team around in his first season as head coach and has us headed for this enigma called the "Big Dance" that has escaped the grasp of the Vols for years.
Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols
1) He was spotted only 3 hours after the game was over rescueing 17 beluga whales off the nigerian coast.
2) He cured cancer, Juvenile diabetes, HIV, and our team!
3)He is scheduled to address NATO this week on disarming Iran and has already convinced North Korea to turn over all of their Nuclear weapons!
4) He has already found a way to beat world hunger and all aspects of poverty!
5) He is heavily involved in peace talks in the Republic of Congo.
6) He found Usama lying in a ditch in Gainesville and turned him into the proper authorities.
7) He is now heading the tribunal against Saddam Hussain.
8) He dressed up as Kobe Bryant last night and scored 81 points against the raptors!
9) He won the NATL spelling bee for adults when he was only 13.
10) He has turned a dismal team around in his first season as head coach and has us headed for this enigma called the "Big Dance" that has escaped the grasp of the Vols for years.
Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Vols
