Post by MD80Pilot on Jan 13, 2013 19:01:45 GMT -6
After a lot of personnal reflection and this season here is a 10 point plan for uwm basketball.
1. Fire Jeter, contract and all. Immediately start a coach search based on past record. Any violations will be thoroughly discussed during the interview process. The new AD can take notes for "educational purposes". (This will be easier to clean up later).
2. Ensure that new coach doesn't teach any fundamentals since this is a crutch for the talentless.
3. Make panther prowl and such events "basketball booster" events. Reach out and guilt alumni into giving millions to the boosters with promise of seeing a nationally ranked and respected program.
4. Immediately take new funds and buy " The Cell". This will be the newest university property for all UWM athletics.
5. Rename it back to its rightful name of the Mecca or UWMecca. Find old hardwood floor with logo.
6. Begin plans for compete renovation into a world class facility including luxury boxes except for visitor locker room. Make visitor locker room a historical site when NCAA investigates. Think Rachel Phelps in Major league while our athletes will enjoy professional type facilities.
7. Coo Coo Cal and Baby Drew begin collaboration on player introduction anthem song that goes with smoke pots and laser light show. Both perform at most half times. ( good recruiting tool)
8. New coaches attend pick up games on MLK In most major cities. As well as attend NYC city basketball tournament. Talk to Jesus Shuttlesworth and Kyle Watson. Players should start arguing about getting off for the UWM scout. When Shepard takes over the city shoot out with finger rolls and 3s from the corner find out how much eligibility he has?
9. Schedule MU and Madison for easy non conference powderpuff win and remind them of state dominate team.
10. Schedule any number of crap local summerfest cover bands...i.e. Mt. Olive or Love Monkeys to play in the entrance of the "New Mecca" for party type atmosphere.
1. Fire Jeter, contract and all. Immediately start a coach search based on past record. Any violations will be thoroughly discussed during the interview process. The new AD can take notes for "educational purposes". (This will be easier to clean up later).
2. Ensure that new coach doesn't teach any fundamentals since this is a crutch for the talentless.
3. Make panther prowl and such events "basketball booster" events. Reach out and guilt alumni into giving millions to the boosters with promise of seeing a nationally ranked and respected program.
4. Immediately take new funds and buy " The Cell". This will be the newest university property for all UWM athletics.
5. Rename it back to its rightful name of the Mecca or UWMecca. Find old hardwood floor with logo.
6. Begin plans for compete renovation into a world class facility including luxury boxes except for visitor locker room. Make visitor locker room a historical site when NCAA investigates. Think Rachel Phelps in Major league while our athletes will enjoy professional type facilities.
7. Coo Coo Cal and Baby Drew begin collaboration on player introduction anthem song that goes with smoke pots and laser light show. Both perform at most half times. ( good recruiting tool)
8. New coaches attend pick up games on MLK In most major cities. As well as attend NYC city basketball tournament. Talk to Jesus Shuttlesworth and Kyle Watson. Players should start arguing about getting off for the UWM scout. When Shepard takes over the city shoot out with finger rolls and 3s from the corner find out how much eligibility he has?
9. Schedule MU and Madison for easy non conference powderpuff win and remind them of state dominate team.
10. Schedule any number of crap local summerfest cover bands...i.e. Mt. Olive or Love Monkeys to play in the entrance of the "New Mecca" for party type atmosphere.
