Post by admin on Feb 11, 2004 20:15:19 GMT -6
John Jay lent me the book, Dicks Out 2 You're Not Singing Any More?, in order to figure out a few new cheers for the student section. I've altered a few to fit within our scheme. I avoided anything too long.
BUT FIRST...a few were pretty funny, and totally vulgar. Obviously we cannot use these at games. Here's an example of what goes on in Britain for a soccer match.
He shot, his come, all over Taylor's bum,
Elton John, Elton John!
Oooooooh - Collymore's a wanker,
He wears a wanker hat,
He plays for bastard Forest,
'Cos he's a f***ing twat,
He runs down the left wing,
He runs down the right,
He'll never play for England,
'cos he's just f***ing sh*te!
We've got a nasty reputation for soliciting little boys,
For raping old age pensioners and nicking kiddies toys,
We're the perverts of the nation,
We're the worst you've ever seen,
We're a pack of foul mouthed bastards,
And they call us Hartlepool!
Annnnnny way...Here's the few I found that we might be able to use. Please do not think I am a dork.
He shoots, he scored,
It must be Dylan Page,
Dylan Page,
Dylan Page!
(Altered from Brighton & Hove Albion)
Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger MILWAUKEE!
Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger MILWAUKEE!
The Panthers (clap, clap, clap) The Panthers!
(Altered from the Doncaster Rovers)
Cheer Up _opposing player_, Oh What can it mean?
To be a short ugly bastard with a sh*t basketball team!
(Altered from Scarborough)
(After a dunk or 3 is made...)
Ed, Ed McCants
EVERYONE KNOWS HIS NAME!
(altered from Newcastle United)
(As much as I want to do this to our bandwagon fans, we probably cannot...)
Where were you when we were sh*te?
Where were you when we were sh*te?
Where were you, where were you,
Where were you when we were sh*te?
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
NOW GO TO HELL LOYOLA!
(Altered from Exter City)
Just a few ideas...pretty simple.
Later,
UWMfreak
BUT FIRST...a few were pretty funny, and totally vulgar. Obviously we cannot use these at games. Here's an example of what goes on in Britain for a soccer match.
He shot, his come, all over Taylor's bum,
Elton John, Elton John!
Oooooooh - Collymore's a wanker,
He wears a wanker hat,
He plays for bastard Forest,
'Cos he's a f***ing twat,
He runs down the left wing,
He runs down the right,
He'll never play for England,
'cos he's just f***ing sh*te!
We've got a nasty reputation for soliciting little boys,
For raping old age pensioners and nicking kiddies toys,
We're the perverts of the nation,
We're the worst you've ever seen,
We're a pack of foul mouthed bastards,
And they call us Hartlepool!
Annnnnny way...Here's the few I found that we might be able to use. Please do not think I am a dork.
He shoots, he scored,
It must be Dylan Page,
Dylan Page,
Dylan Page!
(Altered from Brighton & Hove Albion)
Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger MILWAUKEE!
Zigger Zagger, Zigger Zagger MILWAUKEE!
The Panthers (clap, clap, clap) The Panthers!
(Altered from the Doncaster Rovers)
Cheer Up _opposing player_, Oh What can it mean?
To be a short ugly bastard with a sh*t basketball team!
(Altered from Scarborough)
(After a dunk or 3 is made...)
Ed, Ed McCants
EVERYONE KNOWS HIS NAME!
(altered from Newcastle United)
(As much as I want to do this to our bandwagon fans, we probably cannot...)
Where were you when we were sh*te?
Where were you when we were sh*te?
Where were you, where were you,
Where were you when we were sh*te?
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
NOW GO TO HELL LOYOLA!
(Altered from Exter City)
Just a few ideas...pretty simple.
Later,
UWMfreak